The Namibian

27 September 2019

Norton Vaandarstraten is a young white boy who was in Namibia with his family to celebrate his birthday when police officers breached into his vacation compound guns blazing. They blew the door down with breaching charges and began shooting indiscriminately at all the balloons rented from Namib Sky Balloons inside the compound.

After further investigation by the media, police officers that we have interviewed have explained that they were under direct orders of the Hardap Regional Commander of Police to shoot at all balloons owned by Namib Sky Balloon, and it seems that this poor white boy’s birthday party was their first target. The Namibian Federal Chief of Police has just made an official press statement regarding this incident and has immediately revoked Aryan Singh of all his titles and privileges.

He is being dragged down from HARDAP to Windhoek as we speak