The Namibian

13 September 2019



A group of wildebeest carcasses have been found spelling the letters “W”, “A”, and “R” have been found on the hills overlooking Mariental, to the shock and horror of the villages.

The Village Elder, aman who goes by the name Nama, has expressed his shock and dismay. “This must be a sign from the gods that we have failed them, for them to bestow such a tragedy upon us. We must repent and provide sacrifices to the gods so that their wrath may be calmed.”